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Cha Cha Cha

March 26, 2009

Sometimes my online friends and I get super silly.  And one day we came up with songs about Diarrhea. Songs like the infamous “If you’re in a chevy and you feel someting heavy…diarrhea cha cha cha.” Well, I saved a list of ones we came up with…here are the best ones…

If you’re in Spain and you feel a farting pain…

If you’re in Chad, and smell something bad…

If  you’re in Rocky [Rockhampton, Australia], and you feel a little cocky…

If you’re in Yepoon [Australia), and your butt blows like a balloon…

If you’re in the States, and your ass begins to quake…

If  you’re living in the States and your loo paper grates…

 

No, we never claimed to be normal, or not have time on our hands. If you have any you’d like to add.